The End Is Near - Really

A priest and pastor from the local parishes were
standing by the side of the road holding up a sign
that read, "The End is Near! Turn around now before
it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to
each passing car. As the first driver sped past,
he yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From around the curve they heard screeching tires
and a big splash. The pastor said to the priest,
"Do you think we should just put up a sign that says,
'Bridge Out' instead?"

It really pays to be very clear in your testimony
about Jesus and your faith in him.